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As of right now, my almost 5 year old believes that I threw his tablet in the trash two days ago and he watched the sanitation worker come the next morning and take it away in the truck. In reality, I hid it in an accessible place that one day he might find like an easter basket. Or not... lol

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This is top-notch fathering,John. Now it's the sanitation worker's fault. Well-played.

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👏👏👏 Be right back, I have some devices to run over

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The key is to keep doing it over and over again while you pretend not to know what is happening. Godspeed.

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I wish my niece would believe something like this. Sadly, the tablet rarely leaves her kid-grimy hand. Also, she has been raised being punked so she trusts no one. She is slowly killing my excitement of having a niece.

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I gave everyone the answer : ) who will have the courage?

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Bravo. Laughed the whole time. Thx!

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