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Centaur Write Satyr, MBA's avatar

And this whole time, I just thought Ohio was Japanese for “good morning.” Here’s to RadioShacks continuing to withstand the thundersnows.

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Joe Donatelli's avatar

May her orange barreled freeways shine eternal.

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Brett Richards's avatar

We were driving through eastern Colorado one time which isn’t really Colorado. Its actually West Kansas. In any case a dust devil broadsided our car as it zipped across the highway ignoring all roadside etiquette. It moved our SUV about 2 feet.

I guess my point is you seem unjustifiably over impressed with your weather.

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Joe Donatelli's avatar

Yep. That's some hard country. It's different in the Midwest, where a dust devil will wait at a 4-way stop until its turn to go.

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Brett Richards's avatar

You should check out Arkansas. The dust devils will wait, and let you go first even when its their turn. Then they’ll wish you a blessed day before going home to cook meth in their aunts trailer. A more civilized place from a bygone era.

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