A comprehensive guide to who 'they' are
Your key for decoding Midwestern conversations
The government
Elites
The media
Democrats
Dentists
Silicon Valley CEOs
Academia
A waitress at Texas Roadhouse
Lawyers
This one guy at the gym
The New York Times
The governor
Tony Robbins
Wall Street barons
Any reporter who covers a local sports team
The deep state
A bartender
Someone who knows a police officer
Meteorologists
Girl you didn’t like in high school you’re Facebook friends with
Billboard PSA
Casually racist neighbor
Hollywood celebrities
Brother-in-law who works for the county
Guy on call-in radio show you heard one time
Billionaires
Fox News
Your friend’s weed dealer
The front half of a Weekend Update joke
Someone who said something in 1996 and you still remember it
The morning crew on local sports radio
Republicans
Dude promoting his book in the C-block of a low-rated cable news show
Twitter egg with 6 followers
Someone at yoga
Literally anybody on earth